Ok, I realize that the 12 days of Christmas are supposed to start on Christmas day and continue until the Feast of the Epiphany (I am not a heathen) but this is my blog and I am going to use it as a countdown.
So, here we go.
On the first day of Christmas...
My true love gave to me...
A Partridge in a pear tree.
Ok, so he is not exactly in a pear tree.
But he is being treed by a bear.
Close enough. Carry on.