It's definitely the car.
The other night Jeanette and I are driving through town in my new car.
Windows down, tunes turned up, cool night. We were driving along, minding our own business, when all of a sudden these three young guys yell at us,
�Hey baby? Are you kidding me?�
We laughed like nuts. It was hysterical. We couldn't believe that guys still do that. Did it ever work? I just figured they were yelling at her (it�s a blond thing).
Well last night I am driving through town, same scenario, only this time I am alone. I grab a coffee at Tim Hortons and just turn out onto the road, when these four guys start to cross in front of me. I let them cross and as I start to drive past they start screaming at me,
�Hey Baby! Where ya goin�?�, �Come back!�
I was really tempted to come to a screeching halt, get out and tell them.
�First of all, I am old enough to be your mother. Second I am NOT, nor will I ever be, your fuckin� baby.�
And another thing�
"The reason you are walking down the street with your 4 male friends (sans any baby whatsoever) is because you are a Neanderthal, and no woman in their right mind would walk with you while you are dragging your nasty, hairy knuckles along the pavement, screaming at perfect strangers."
But, of course, I didn�t say that. I just kept on driving. After all, I figure it�s not �the blond�, or me�..it�s the car.