Weird Office Guy - Part 3
I walk into the break room and WOG is standing in front of the vending machine with a rolled up piece of scribbler paper in his ear.
I come back to my seat. I have a bewildered look on my face so, of course, someone asks what is up. I tell them.
"He was just standing there, staring at the vending machine."
Little blond chick pipes up, "Oh, I think he does that so he can hear with a one sided headset. You know, keeps the background noise out."
I look at her like she is retarded, "He was in the break room."
"Ya, I guess that is weird."
"Ya think?"
I never knew who WOG was until now... It should read WXPG - Wait until you seem him hit himself... He refers to himself in a third person as well:S
ReplyDeleteI don't know what it is, but when I say his name I tend to use the voice of that kid Timmy from South Park.
ReplyDeleteIt seems right somehow.
Uh.... I don't whether to laugh or stare at our vending machine. :-|
ReplyDeletemebbe he was pickin up a signal from the mothership...
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