Can I get an Amen?
"Thank you for calling the Undisclosed Customer Service Center™ my name is blah blah blah..."
CUSTOMER: "I have this software on my computer."
ME: "Ok." I will play your silly game.
CUSTOMER: "I am trying to activate it and it won't work."
Long story short. Volume license software. OEM key.
ME: "Sorry, you have to use a volume license key for that software."
CUSTOMER: "But I want to use my OEM key for that."
ME: "I want my car to be a Fararri, but we can't always get what we want."
CUSTOMER: "That is retarded, I want to use my OEM key." I am thinking he doesn't have volume licensing. I am also thinking his mother and father were blood relations.
ME: "You can, if you install your OEM software, but if you are going to use your volume license software you will have to use your volume license key."
CUSTOMER: "I don't get it." Clearly.
ME: "I will put it this way. You are trying to start your car.....with your cat."
it must be fun to work there..so many interesting and colourful people to deal with every day! :o)
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