Halloween fun at the Undisclosed Customer Service Center�.
Oh no, Deb is off her meds!
We already know men are big babies.
The call that broke the camel�s...well, you know.
Same shit, different time of day.
Welcome to the Undisclosed Customer Service Center� my name is blah blah blah...
"Ya, I need help reinstalling my Product A."
"Certainly, do you have the installation disc?"
"Ah, how do you intend to reainstall sir?"
"Jesus Christ, that's what I called you for. Stop wasting my time and just get it done!"
Men think of the stupidest things to do.
UPDATE:This guy is a street magician, and I have to say that when he is doing that he is very impressive. I am not sure what these stunts have to do with his talent as a magician. The last one he did was a box made of ice....or was it burried alive? not sure. But as a magician he is one of those guys that freak you out how good he is. One that comes to mind is he takes a string or thread from a persons clothing....swallows it and has it actually come out of this stomache.....I mean he lifts up his own shirt and pulls the string from his skin. FREAKS THE PERSON RIGHT OUT! OH OH and he pulls the head off a live chicken? Right there on the street, no prep, no studio no stage. Freaky! If you ever see on your tv guide, "David Blaine - Street Magic" watch it, it is unbelievalbe. He should stick to the magic.
More money than brains.
Survival of the fittest.
�WTF? We didn�t discuss this. You want to turn the oven on? Ok, and what? ALL the burners? At once? I am gonna have to think about this.� �Ya know what? NO!�
The dangers of in-breeding.
What do you want for nothing?
Peace at long last.
And another thing...
One more thing...
Know who your mugger is.
What's in your wallet?
Will wonders never cease?